Dear
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes in your closet and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I always remember our friendship.
Go burn,
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